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Help!! The pigeons are out to get me!! Anyone who wants to save me, join this page.
As you can tell, I am weird and have serious problems(shut up voices or I'll poke you with a q-tip!!).Still, if you feel safe enough to join, be my guest.
Not only are the pigeons in on this but the other birds as well, crows, ravens, and flamingos(from now on known as 'pink mingos') especially The huge pink birds help plot the human race's end, PINK IS AN EVIL COLOR. I'll be okay.I lost it but I WILL BE OKAY!!! The leprechauns tell me to burn things which is awesomely cool but they won't go away when I tell them. Louis says hi too he's the guy who talks to me and my friends.

Anyway, back to the birds plotting the end of the human race. I'm recruiting anyone who wishes to save the world from a feathery takeover. Comment on this page and I will answer when I have time.

Pigeons are the embodiment of evil!! They go around spreading disease and crapping on people's new clothes. Do you know how much that really, really sucks? It does, and I will do everything to stop the plans of the evil birds!!
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 There are many branches in this military and therefore, there are many ranks. To list them all would be overwhelming(to me).
I will post a list of recruits and their ranks here.
Recruits as of now include:

[bye.](me)-Demon Bird Slayer and World Saver
[jAMm]-2nd degree bird hunter
[BelloCaccia]-private
[Kealey]-Artillerist Captain
[Firenze]-psychotic bird killer#1
[frozen_n_time]-psychotic bird killer#2
[BornFromSilence]-private
[Predenica]-private
[To Whom It May Concern]-private
[Annonymous]-private
[Smile Addiction]-private
[JajaJulie]-private
[Denny Jojomojolojo] eeeh?
[~DarkMark~] private looooooon
[lordjoesnow] beaver level ^_^
[Cute Deranged Psycho]-pscho slaughter
[BlackTearsCry]-.MSK.(Master Bird killer)
[sweet transvestite27]I shall peck your eyes out biatch!!
[Blasphemous Rumours]
[bassistgirl] aviphobe
[Vixen!]
[Nymphette] SHODDY PIGEON WILL SAVE THE DAY! Hes the only nice pigeon around. and he fights against fat pigeon, the worst pigeon of them all...
[sheeby] well well what do we have here another evil pigeon huh BANG hahaha it didn't last very long lol
[Gulius] Bastard fuckin pigeons!!! ahh i hate em all
[Alsar] Kill the bloody rats of the sky
[Yautja] I'll shoot the bastard fucking things
[ghostiegirl] THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!THE PIGEONS!!!!
WRING THEIR NECKS!!!!
[POG] THEYRE COmING!!!!!! *swats away pigeon with glowy red eyes* Back, BEASTS!!!!!!
[Obsidian Blackwillow] kill the pigeons
[Keyta] sniper and with a bag of bird seed *evil little smile*
[newgroundman1234] my muffins are pigeon hating muffins!!!
[BOIGOTH] - fear the wrath of my army of super snails, pigeon scum!!!
[Ssapzyne Del'Armgo] I've got spys in their systems... Shhh! (Woodpecker flys by) I told you never to meet me in public!
[*Leric*]- ....It BIT ME
[scars] die you evil demon birdies
[Caritas] BEWARE! They are coming to get us all!! *runs for dear life* *stops* OHHH ICE CREAM! Umm. I mean ALLLLL
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
[iliketoast] - the pigeons eat bread...NOT toast...*anger*

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2004-08-07 [BelloCaccia]: I think I really like the randomness of this page but I think I just lost all train of thought. Oh well that's ok I find it sooner or later....

2004-08-07 [jAMm]: Pink is the most evil colour EVER!!! i would like to join to stop feathery take over...i belivee in scaley wings such as dragons, pixies (being a pixie myself) bats, vampires and possibly fairies

2004-08-07 [Kealey]: hey all, tis me 0.O

2004-08-07 [jAMm]: wheeee its kealey! finally! another super natural being!

2004-08-08 [Kealey]: realy? where? o ye me ^_^

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: eeeeeeee its a kealey

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: Hello, how is everyone?

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: Hello?

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: just fine, yourself?

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: I'm ok, feeling a bit weird but ok!

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: so what are you up to at the moment?

2004-08-08 [bye.]: The ultimate creator is here!!!!!

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: not a lot, u?

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: hehe would you look who it is...

2004-08-08 [bye.]: Yes. I have finally arrived.

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: bout bluddie time 2, only been waiting 4 days!

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: I spoke to him last night, I think?

2004-08-08 [bye.]: Y'all been waiting 4 days for me to comment?

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: i ave, duno bout every1 else!

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: no, I wasn't cause I was messaging him last night

2004-08-08 [bye.]: One recruit here has not commented for a while

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: lucky for some =P...firenze...what sort of supernatural being are you?

2004-08-08 [bye.]: Yeah, you never told me about that. If you don't know, that's fine. GoonFace here is an expert on supernatural beings and she will find one that matches your description.

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: I don't have a clue what I am!!!

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: =D what i do best! actually no its not, exploding different types of fruits in microwaves is what i do best...hmmm...

2004-08-08 [bye.]: you never told me about that!!

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: something wrong? do you want me to explode birds in there instead?

2004-08-08 [bye.]: that could work *evil smile*

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: hehehe make a mess tho...u better get me a microwave!

2004-08-08 [bye.]: no problem

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: what about if you gave an asprin to a bird?

2004-08-08 [bye.]: rice works much better. It gets caught in their throat and their stomachs swell up and they explode. It's illegal but I really don't care.

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: wow! i never knew that!!! hehe *puts bowl of rice out in yard*

2004-08-08 [bye.]: you never knew that? Don't you watch the Simpsons?

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: No feed them yeast on bread, it makes them blow up

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: lol nah not anymore! hmm you should go to london and see how many pigeons there are there...its worse than you could ever imagine...

2004-08-08 [bye.]: I heard that in the plaza in Rome, you can find tons of them. GoonFace, the fact that you live in the UK explains why you hate pigeons.

2004-08-08 [Firenze]: I live in the uk and my town centre is full of the bloody rats with wings

2004-08-08 [bye.]: It's nasty

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: pfft if its now pigeons its ravens and if its not ravens its sheep in the uk!

2004-08-08 [bye.]: sheep?

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: sheep are gods junk animals, but they taste nice!

2004-08-08 [bye.]: you've actually eaten a sheep?

2004-08-08 [Kealey]: hey i hav a few banners for ya now :D

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: yes! lamb chops duh! and ive eaten a sheeps eye before ^_^ all good and nutrients!

2004-08-08 [bye.]: It's not my fault. I consider lamb and porkchops all the same.

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: lol pork is from a pig! hmm you dont get chops from cows though...you get stakes...why?

2004-08-08 [bye.]: I...DON'T...KNOW...!! *drools with a stupefied look on his face*

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: gee...no need to yell...thats how you upset people...*sniffs*...hehe stupefied

2004-08-08 [bye.]: it's a funny word. It wasn't meant to represent yelling.

2004-08-08 [Kealey]: hey do u want me 2 put up the banners in the page?

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: how do you get the banner?

2004-08-08 [bye.]: The banners are up, ranks are changed, the page is fixed and all is well.

2004-08-08 [jAMm]: world saver...lol...hehe...u do make me chuckle! but how do i get the top banner on my page?!

2004-08-08 [BornFromSilence]: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey ^-^ can u join me in too

2004-08-08 [Kealey]: tsk tsk ami i thought u knew better :P

2004-08-08 [Kealey]: but for all who dont kno. . . right click on the image and go to properties, then coppy the url, then go to ur bio and edit it, then in the box where u write stuff paste the url with <*img at the start and > at the end with out the * :D

2004-08-09 [jAMm]: shurrup u its not my fault im a bit slow!

2004-08-09 [Firenze]: Hello, How is every one?

2004-08-09 [jAMm]: ello, im ok, how are you?

2004-08-09 [Firenze]: I'm fine, how are the pigeons?lol

2004-08-09 [jAMm]: lol dead and accounted for! 3 today!

2004-08-09 [Firenze]: I can beat that I blew up 6 on them by feeding them yeast!!

2004-08-09 [jAMm]: wow! i never thought to try that! ah well i have a plan *giggles with evil grin*

2004-08-09 [Firenze]: Well try it, it is a good way of killing those rats with wings!!

2004-08-09 [jAMm]: its not just pigeons tho! ive killed the ravens today! those pink mingos have to be sorted...pink is an evil colour =(

2004-08-09 [Firenze]: It works best with seagulls I find, Yes I agree pink is an evil colour, and should be gotten rid of immediately

2004-08-10 [Kealey]: hi all, pink is indeed evil and should b eradicated from the face of the earth, or at least add a bit more red :D

2004-08-10 [jAMm]: red is the cause of pink! are you crazy?! iff you add more red your bound to find more pink!

2004-08-10 [Kealey]: lol true

2004-08-10 [jAMm]: put more green on!!! green is an amazing colour! and theres not a single bird (other than a parrot of soemthing crazy) that is green either!

2004-08-10 [Kealey]: ye :) gd idea let the savage painting begin muhahahahahaha

2004-08-10 [jAMm]: heh dont mind if i do kealey...you got any paint? o_0

2004-08-10 [Kealey]: erm only paint ball guns with green paint balls now that WOULD b fun :D

2004-08-10 [jAMm]: gimmie 1!

2004-08-10 [Kealey]: *hand paintball gun*

2004-08-10 [jAMm]: *shoots kealey in leg* just testin ^_~

2004-08-10 [Kealey]: *ouch!!* *shoots in arm* :P

2004-08-12 [jAMm]: OI! cheeky bugger, your suposed ot get birds with that! *crys*

2004-08-12 [Kealey]: o ya *huggs* lets lok n load :D

2004-08-12 [jAMm]: wheee!........how do i do that? ehe ^_^

2004-08-12 [Kealey]: jus point and shoot ^_^

2004-08-12 [jAMm]: okie dokie *bang* ummmm did i get anything?

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